IF I were ever to place an add in a paper for a friend, these would be my requirements…..
-You have to have edge. Please no everything is great all the time, and I smile all day long even in my sleep. That is not realistic.
-Please do not expect me to drink with you. My drinking days are behind me and hanging out at bars are not me.
-I am the cut the bullshit, get to the point person. I like people who are the same. Bluntness also goes with it.
-Realistic thinker, scientific to be exact. Fellow atheist but not required. Please do not ask me to goto church.
-I am more of a guy than a girl. I do some girly things, but avoid super girly stuff mostly.
-Be not afraid for me to call you on your faults sometimes, as I would expect the same from you.
-Come to me in person if there is a problem, don’t just drop off the face of the planet, that is lame.
-Always looking for a person who is into in-depth , thought-provoking questions and answers in life. I do not care what your job is, marital status, or if you have children. Those things are not what define me or others. I am not much for small talk on the weather, kids, jobs, or your spouse.
-Fellow thrill seeker like I am? Please apply. Outdoor activities like camping, hiking, kayaking, roller coasters, sky diving. You get the idea.
-I may have been in a sorority but I am not in any way your typical sorority girl and often rebelled against their mother hen attitudes. Too many rules that meant very little in reality.
-Do you call out the elephant in the room? I am interested in you. We can have lots of fun.
-Do you make up stories when you people watch out of boredom about the people you are watching?
-Are you a mental health sufferer ? Particularly Bipolar or ADHD? I find we make the best of friends.
-Do you despise conformity, unwritten rules, and traditions? hehehehe
There you have it, I was inspired to write this for the hell of it. There really was no inspiration. All about the randomness.